This satire shows evolution in fastforward. If it interests you, consult some recent discussions of the topic of evolution in the popular press:
"Darwin revisited" in The Economist of 8-30-97, p.11. Go on to
read a report on the Vienna International Ethological Conference in the
same issue, pp. 59-61. Fascinating stuff on Lorenz, Tinbergen and their
successors, on mice and men and fish and bees. They all had mainly sex
on their minds.
The magazine has a Web Edition <www.economist.com>, you are asked
to register in order to browse.
"Evolution" in DISCOVER
of January '98.
Matt Cartwill's "Oppressed by Evolution" in Discover of March
'98.
Science News of April 24, 1999
reports the discovery of fossils, 2.5 million yrs old, belonging to a new
species in the human evolutionary family (p.262).
The same issue contains the interesting observation that ants
"beat humans in developing agriculture by some 50 million years. Now ...
it looks as if the same ants came in ahead on bacterial antibiotics by
millions of years" (p.261). I'll restate here what I've written in another
context (Mother Courage): These investigations ... are most
helpful in our context, once we abandon the common prejudice that "the
crown of creation" cannot learn from "lower life forms."
And
Charles Darwin, The Origin of Species (1859) and The Descent of Man
(1871)
Richard Dawkins, The Selfish Gene (1976, 1989) and The Blind Watchmaker
(1985)
Richard Leakey & Roger Lewin, Origins Reconsidered (1992)
Verne Grant, The Evolutionary Process: A Critical Review of Evolutionary
Theory (1985)
Peter J. Bowler, Life's Splendid Drama (1996)
Michael R. Rose, Darwin's Spectre: Evolutionary Biology in the Modern
World (1998)
Teilhard de Chardin, The Phenomenon of Man (first publ.in 1955)
(And three million more)
Note that five years of frantic adaptation allow the ape to reach the
cultural level of an average European. But the change is purely intellectual
and mental, there is no physiological change that we can detect. We are
lead to assume that the ape already possesses a brain large and complex
enough to absorb what it must in order to function at the level of a contemporary
homo sapiens.
The implied question would seem to be: do we "need" the brain we have,
or is its size excessive, superfluous, largely unused and therefore uneconomical?
It is in this context that I read to you the piece "When antlers grew
too large" from the March 6, '99 issue of Science
News. The antlers "consumed" more than they "produced".
Here was the challenge: see if the technical data in the article can
be worked into a short story, something like the reversal of our attempt
as we tried to extract the technical, evolutionary data from Kafka's story.
If the ape needs a mere five years to leap across the two million years
that it took the rest of us, what additional advantages did the slower
process yield? Apparently appearance only. The arms got shorter, the fur
disappeared, we look more naked now. Was it worth it? The ape does not
think so. He has no desire to look or become human to begin with. Unfortunately
it is the only way out of the tiger cage in which humans, the Hagenbeck
crew, have placed him. Men have determined that apes belong in a cage.
So the ape has to stop being an ape. Man, the crown of creation, the product
of divine craftsmanship? Ridiculous. Any determined ape can do it.
How is the impossible accomplished? Don't panic. Become perfectly calm.
Rationally examine your options. Reinvent yourself. Don't look back. Enlist
help.
Subtopics:
Slave trade.
"Panoptikum." Reconstruction of African villages in major European
cities, complete with "live savages." The travelling show of Wild Bill
Hickock, American Indians among the performers, satisfied a similar curiosity
among the "civilized".